Standard tuning

    D         F#m       E#m       A(ii)
e---2--2------5--5------3--3---------0-----
B----3--3-3----7--7-7----5--5-5-----2------
G-----2--2------6--6------4--4-----0-------
D--0---------4---------2----------2--------
A--------------------------------0---------
E------------------------------------------

(picking)

D           F#m                       Em                        A(ii)
Dont always have to *** her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do

D                   F#m              Em                    A(ii)
Sometimes you got to make some love, and ***in giver some smooches too


(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)

(strumming)

Bm                  G        Bm                         G
Sometimes ya got to squeeze, sometimes ya got ta to say please

D                      A
Somtimes ya got to say hey

(Picking)

         D        F#m     Em                 A(ii)
Im gonna *** you softly, im gonna screw you gently

         D        F#m      Em                A(ii)
Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretely

(strumming)

Bm                     G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers

D                A
And then you say wait a minute Sally

Bm            G
I think i got somethin in my teeth

          Em                 A
could you get it out for me, Thats ***in teamwork

(picking)


D                    F#m
What's your favorite posish? 

Em                              A(ii)
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

D                    F#m
What's your favorite dish?

              Em                             A(ii)
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

(strumming)

Bm                          G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,

D                             A
and then I'll ***in *** you discretely, 

Bm                            G
and then I'll ***in bone you completely. 

    D              Em   A   c     g           d   
But then I'm gonna *** you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! 

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
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-3-----1----3------
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